To the McDonald's in Charlotte: You SUCK!! No Really!! Twice this week @ 2 different locations I have ordered a SAUSAGE MCMUFFIN yet you mofos don't seem to remember you offer a sausage mcmuffin and sausage mcmuffin
with egg. Now HOW in the HADES when a person stresses no egg do you insist upon putting that VILE ISHT on my SANDWICH!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOO The thought of egg touching meat makes me
TO THE DMV: While I am glad I do not have to stand in that line again for another 8 years, you mofos need a counter person who ONLY works the counter to keep the flow of traffic moving steadily. Also you need more than 5 people to test.
TO THE EXAMINER WHO TOOK MY PIC: You know you wrong for letting me look cockeyed
in my Driver's License picture. Now I gotta have a cock eyed photo for 8 years. I thought we were homies since you worked with one of my kin folk and you think very highly of him. You get a booooooo loser on your photography skills.
TO THE LEOS in the house:
Happy Birthday to you all who share this astrological sign with yours truly.
May this year and your special day be filled with blessings and love.
To The WEATHER in NC: CHILL OUT!!! It is hotter than 10 hoes in Church.
