Well, I thought hard about what to post, because nothing really embarrasses me. I always just laugh at myself and move on. There are FAR too many stories of me tripping or falling because I am THE clumsiest person on the face of the planet.
Anyhow, this happened last week at the club. Not so much embarrassing for me as it was for the other guy, but here goes...
This club has a dance floor in back, a little mingling area in front of the bar, then some tables and chairs towards the front. The music the DJ was playing was far too technoish for me, so I decided to get some drinking in to loosen up a bit. Me and my friend got some jello shots, which were still liquified. Hey, whatever, lol. So I took it down (it was STRONG, lol!) and set my little cup back on the table. A few tables down there were some chicks who I guess were just turning 21. They were acting really corny, wearing tiaras and name tags, and just generally looking dorky, lol. They started getting really loud, and at this point I knew my drinks were starting to set in because I always get confrontational when I am tipsy. So I yell to them "Shut up!" and I grab my little jello shot cup like I am gonna throw it at them. I wasn't really, and I don't even think they heard me tell them to shut up, lol. The guy behind me got the brunt of this whole thing, because little did I know I had left a little bit of jello liquid in the cup. When I had cocked it back, the few green drops had flown onto his WHITE shirt.
Needless to say, in my state, I thought this was HIGH-larious. He didn't notice, and as he walked away, me and my friend saw the green stains on his shirt and almost fell out of our chairs. That's why I always wear BLACK to the club, LOL!