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Originally posted by aephi alum
The Ten Commandments of Being Un-Sigma-Like (break any of these and you are un-sigma-like)
I am MTV thy god. Thou shalt watch no other networks before me.
Remember to keep holy Greek101.com.
Thou shalt go through a bottle of hairspray every day.
Thou shalt drink only Aquafina water in the house.
Thou shalt not BE CAUGHT drinking alcohol in the house.
Thou shalt not celebrate thy 21st birthday with thy pledge sisters.
Thou shalt not cockblock.
Thou shalt bitch-slap thy sisters if thou so wishes, without fear of repercussion.
Thou shalt not miss mandatory pledge events, unless thou hast a valid excuse, like wanting to go to a bar instead.
If thy name is Dede, thou shalt not appear on camera for more than five seconds at a time.
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ROFLMAO!! The person next to me is trying to talk to me, and I'm not even paying attention because I'm laughing so hard at this!! Hahahaha!!! This is the funniest thing I have ever read.
You get my vote for winner.