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The Ten Commandments of Being Un-Sigma-Like (break any of these and you are un-sigma-like)
I am MTV thy god. Thou shalt watch no other networks before me.
Remember to keep holy Greek101.com.
Thou shalt go through a bottle of hairspray every day.
Thou shalt drink only Aquafina water in the house.
Thou shalt not BE CAUGHT drinking alcohol in the house.
Thou shalt not celebrate thy 21st birthday with thy pledge sisters.
Thou shalt not cockblock.
Thou shalt bitch-slap thy sisters if thou so wishes, without fear of repercussion.
Thou shalt not miss mandatory pledge events, unless thou hast a valid excuse, like wanting to go to a bar instead.
If thy name is Dede, thou shalt not appear on camera for more than five seconds at a time.
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AEΦ ... Multa Corda, Una Causa ... Celebrating Over 100 Years of Sisterhood
Have no place I can be since I found Serenity, but you can't take the sky from me...
Only those who risk going too far, find out how far they can go.
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