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My most embarrassing moment was a few months ago...

It was one of my bro's 21st birthday and I was in charge of getting the off-color gift for his party. To get this gift meant I had to make a trip to the local adult sex shop. I went right after work, and was in a real hurry. Unbeknownst to me I still had my nametag on from work (with my first and last name), and ruined any chances I had of anonymity in the shop. The place was very busy, and I wondered why people looked at me oddly when I walked around the store. I zipped my fly thinking it was the problem, and didn't think to look down on my shirt.
I finally get to the semi-crowded register with the gift (a blow up doll, and a small whip), and the cashier says "I know You!, you were on Homecoming Court" I tried to look confused to throw her off track, eventhough apparently we went to the same school. Then she said "I recognized your name." I wondered where she got that info, and she looked at me and pointed down. I WANTED TO RUN OUT OF THERE! I heard snickering behind me, and paid for my items and left. All I could think about was how this random girl must think I was the biggest perv.
Needless to say now I do a double nametag check when I leave work.