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Ah, I can just picture the secret meetings of the top MTV executives.........
Clone #1: Ah! Sorority Life is doing so well! It doesn't matter that the only people watching are Greeks who are sighing at how horrible an idea this show was, what's important is that we got ratings!
Clone #2: Exactly! I mean, I'm sure the women who aren't in sororities have caught on that sororities don't REALLY operate like this, and that this is just another version of the Real World, but, we've got ratings!
Clone #3: I've got the PERFECT idea! There's a local down at Intangible State University called Omicron Xi Eta, let's build them a chapter house AND a pledge house and create the Sorority Life counterpart!
Clone #1: What a GREAT idea! We can manipulate everything we tape so that everyone will think they're just an Animal House, never mind all the good things they do in the community, no one wants to watch that, it's about ratings!
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