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Originally Posted by naraht
If you stand left during rush hour you will get you run over and then Harry Reid, John Boehner, and nuns will spit on your corpse. (Of course the nuns were probably the ones who trampled you.  ) |
I have been known to loudly clear my throat, sigh, or glare at people who stand on the left if I'm only moderately in a hurry. If there's a train coming and I need to make it lest I wait for 15 minutes...I will loudly tell you to please move to the right.
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Originally Posted by naraht
And the doors on the Metro trains are *nothing* like elevator doors. They don't spring back open if you put an arm in. If you are *lucky*, the train operators will reopen the doors so you can get your arm out, if unlucky, you've broken the doors and the train will have to offload everyone. (at that point the nuns in the above paragraph will come after you!
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THIS.