[DrPhil]

Originally Posted by ASTalumna06

ETA: Instead of recruiting more like fraternities, maybe they should recruit like us. I would LOVE to see the chapters chanting, the potential members anxiously sitting on bid cards, and thousands of screaming guys running to their new chapters

It's no wonder they think we're weird.

Ohhhhhhh nooooooooo, women should aspire to the male standard. If men do it a certain way that means the men have a format that is logically sound and void of subjectivity, frivolity, ridiculousness, pettiness, and irrationality.

How dare you all have a format that is different from yet equal to that of the fraternities?!?!?!?!?!

/small font sarcastic lane swerve