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Old 07-27-2002, 10:29 AM
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The Honorable Rev. Fred Hachett for President

NEWS RELEASE
For Immediate Release

Contact:
The Committee to Elect Fred Hatchett
69 Main St. Apt 420
Amityville, Long Island

Honorable Rev. Fred Hachett to run for President

Amityville, Long Island - July 27, 2002 - After long and hard decision making, the honorable Rev. Fred hachett has decided to run fo the President of the United States of America. In a statement, Rev. Hachett said, "It is my duty as a man of honor and openess that I should run this great country."

Among his platform will be:
-The abolition of Fraternities and Sororities.
-The forced consumption of his material on the evilness of Fraternities and Sororities.
-The inquisiotion of Fraternity and sorority members so they can be saved from the depth of hell.
-The thrive toward a fraternity and sorority free world.

He is being backed by among other that lady and her daughter.
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