[AGDee]

Originally Posted by AlwaysSAI

So, this one time, in college I was a [insert low-thinking descriptive word] college student. I met this guy at karaoke that I thought was really hot. He was in town for a couple days at a professional conference and we decided to hang out the following night. He wanted to go to a strip club and well, I'd never been to one so I thought it'd be a fun/new experience.

We are sitting along the wall chatting. Dancers are dancing, drinks are flowing. The announcer does a "dancer all call" where all the dancers have to go to the back of the club, line up, and walk back out carrying drinks. As the dancers are coming out, one does a double take of me - I notice her. She stops abruptly, turns around, and screams "AlwaysSAI, is that you?! OMG, it's been soooo long!" And, gives me a huge hug.

So, there I was standing in a strip club hugging the stripper that grew up across the street from me; was one of my best childhood friends.

I've never been back to a strip club since. Not so much because of the long lost friend thing - more because I didn't like the atmosphere.

I lost. LMAO