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Old 07-26-2002, 01:00 PM
Miss. Mocha Miss. Mocha is offline
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Location: So close to the city of Big Shoulders, that I can almost taste it
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How come crazy things have been happening to me lately?

How come if something crazy is gonna happen, it usually happens to me?

How come I went to Great America (The Six Flags of the Chicago area) and my purse flew out of the Batman ride?

How come I've been taking my purse there since highschool and that's never happened?

How come a male employee at Batman tried to convince me that my purse had probably fallen into the river?

How come I was like, "No, it didn't, because when it flew off all I saw were trees and grass, not water!"?

How come when I got back to the ride's station all I had was the strap?

How come I wanted to laugh and cry at the same time?

How come they found my purse with everything (including my money) still inside the next day?

How come I got down on my knees and praised God?

How come none of my friends were surprised that this happened to me?

How come they know I'm the princess of strange occurences?

How come I recently got my eyebrows arched for the first time?

How come I'm 31 and I've never had this before?

How come after a week, the hair started growing back a little, and because I'm very fair, it was really obvious to me?

How come I tried to tighten it up myself at home with a shaver?

How come I cut off 1/3 of my eyebrow?

How come I look crazy?

How come I'm not suprised that this happened to me?

How come I just had to laugh at myself?

How come my friends wouldn't be surprised if I told them?

How come I'm not gone even trip, because it's hair and it'll grow back?

How come I'm gonna try to stay in the house until it does?

I don't understand!