Oh my! Carnal knowledge? Not for the virginal librasoul22! Tom, I slipped a magic herb in your cigar that made you have a realistic vision of our alleged carnal knowledge. Never fear, we did nothing out of the realm of a platonic relationship. Now you can stop acting so awkward when I see you on the street!
Pass me a Macanudo!
UF_Pike stares at his vistor, his jaw hanging open, and she slyly walks past him.
"You can't say hello?" she asks him.