I am dying reading all these stories..I have some drunk and non-drunk ones...
My ex was pledging Sigma Nu and one night they got their Big's. So he calls me after the ceremony is over, and is like-all the girls can come over now, we're going to party. So, I get there, but it's too late to buy beer, so Mr. ChiOJenn(who wasn't my Mr. at the time) is like-"We don't have any beer, so tonight you're drinking whiskey". I never had before, so I was like, cool. Well, they fix me a big whiskey and coke-and I didn't know that you need to sip whiskey, and not drink it fast like you do with beer. So I chug it down and have 3 more-and then they ran out of coke, so they fed me 2 more whiskey and waters-and this is in like, a 20 oz. glass. So, needless to say, I am hammered beyond belief. So, me, my ex, Mr. ChiOJenn, and 2 other of the pledges get in my car and go to Denny's(I'm not driving). The first thing I do, after I order is go to the bathroom, and throw up. Then, as soon as my food got there, I layed down in the booth and didn't eat. Finally, the guys are paying the bill, but they're not moving fast enough for me, and I'm like-" I want to go back to the house now". They're like, were paying the bill, be patient-and I scream "I want to go back to the house NOW!!"-and the I run out the door through the parking lot, and down the street on my way to the house-which was like, 3 miles away.. Mr. ChiOJenn runs after me, throws me over his shoulder, and brings me back to the car.The next morning so wasn't pretty...and I am getting nauseous thinking of the whiskey right now...
The next summer, I was at my ex's apt in the fraternity house, and I had been drinking for a couple of hours in the sun-this is probably like, 2 in the afternoon, and I'm pretty drunk. So, I go up to his apt, and tell him and his roomate that I'm going to the grocery store, and do they need anything. So, I make my list, flash both of them, and pass out on the couch.
Ok-this is the last-and probably the worst-but, the first time I met Mr. ChiOJenn's mother I was wearing a t-shirt that had a picture of a phone on it and said "Phone Sex Operator". I could have died-I didn't know I was going to meet her, or else I would have worn something else.
Ok, thats it-sorry for the extreme length!!