[kddani]

Kddani, KDonline, KD Shan, and every other KD that can be found (in the state of florida, there's A LOT of KD's).
All this KD attention has just been a manipulative ploy. We kidnap UF_Pike and make him take us to his apartment. In order to do this, we say that we need a really nice place to have our sorority girl in panties and bra pillow fight. So of course, he buys it.
Once we get in, we tie him down and say that we're going to do naughty things to him. Of course, his definition of naughty and our definition seem to differ.
We start taking all that really nice furniture MommyUFPike has bought for her spoiled son, and start loading it up in a van. Some of our KD houses and suits sure could use some new furniture, and since he doesn't seem to like it.
Soon enough, the apt. is stripped bare. Although we do agree to leave a ratty old mattress stolen from a freshman dorm for him to sit on. We start walking out the door while he cries "mommmmmmmmiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"