OK, Fox 8 News Cleveland (yeah, I'm calling you out.)
So the region got a non-accumulating dusting of snow overnight is your lead story? That's the most important thing you had to tell a waking NE Ohio? Really. This is Ohio, not like you haven't seen snow before.
This dusting will be melted by noon if not sooner (it is April, after all.) I get early morning "happy talk" but let it be about something. Otherwise, I will start getting to the remote before wifey and running SportsCenter while dressing for work. (because re-hearing last night's scores is just about as important as breathless reporting on a quarter-inch of snow.)
Snow...in Ohio....who'd have thunk it.
/rant over