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As the girls walk into the bar known as the "The hook up" they are surprised to see UF_Pike drinking a pitcher of what appears to be straight vodka while making out with kddani on the dance floor. They approach UF_pike and say, " We thought you were at the DG house!" he shouted with his eyes barely open and the smell of Absolut rinking from his breath, "I snuck out disguised as a busbuy so I could have my daily hook up." Meanwhile kddani, not knowing what is going on, gets pissed because of the 4 sorority girls that came up to UF_pike and "accidently" burns Librasoul22 with her ciggerete on the boob, leaving a burnt hole on her new shirt she bought from the Exchange. Librasoul22, with her sassy attitude exclaims, "You Bitch!" and takes UF_Pikes pitcher of vodka and dumps it over kddani's head. Librasoul22 then pushes kddani, not knowing there are 12 other KDs right behind the 4 of them. UF_Pike, being as drunk as he is, decides to act like JayR from WWF and pours two pitchers of Budlight on Librasoul22 which was followed by Jeers from all the men in the bar saying, "Show your tits!, Show your tits!". By this time every guy in the bar has called his frat brothers saying, "They have a wet T-shirt contest going on right now at "The Hook Up" and the men begin to flood the place. Caught up in the mess, KillarenyRose exclaims, "Oh God,what if my husband finds out about this?" UF_Pike replies, "He's over seas fighting Osama Bin Laden sweety, what he doesn't know can't hurt him!" Dionysus then grabs UF_Pike and says "Why is it youre always the one to start a riot between girls from different sororities?" UF_Pike, misinterpreting what Dionysus said, asks with slurred speech "Ever road in a 500 Benz before?", trying to hit on her. Suddenly the owner of the place walks in and asks UD_Zeta, "whats going on?". UD_Zeta replies, "Well not much, I'm a sophmore at the univeristy of Dayton and I've been modeling all my life." Then there was a loud *BOOM* as the bathroom door came crashing down and PM_Mama came storming out with a Long Island Ice Tea in one hand and a shot of tequila in the other and then shouts into the crowd, "He made a Phi Moo comment". Realizing the seriousness of having so many sorority girls upset with him, UF_Pike decides to ditch kddani for reasons unknown and dips out with Dionysus, KillarneyRose and UD_Zeta, while pulling Librasoul22 off of kddani as she shouts "You Fuc**d with the wrong girl, I go to school at Florida A&M". They then speed away in UF_pikes car blaring #1 by Nelly as KillarneyRose drives....................
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