Woman at gynecologist office:
Front desk attendant: marital status
Woman: NOT married
(happily so)
Attendant: Okay...single
Woman: No...not single...not married.
Attendant: you're trying to be difficult. I bet you're a sweetheart.
Woman: *thinking to herself: uh...I'm too grown to be flattered by "sweetheart" and there's nothing difficult about expecting offices to expand their relationship categories. You want these medical people to acknowledge a more vast range of life circumstances in order to address how these life circumstances impact your health.*