**whispers to my Words of Intelligence bretheren, Dionysus, KillarneyRose and UD_Zeta**
Girls, this whole level-headed thing is way overrated. I don't quite remember how I arrived at this weird, ritualistic crap in the first place, but I say we just slip out quietly to the bar down the street for some margaritas! Dionysus, you're 21 now, so you won't even have to use that hideous fake ID!
