Make not fun of me listless one, as I am the TRUE JOHN HAMMEL with his trusty Friend, OOPS Hal the Computor!
You know not what you do when you besmirch the true Mentor of this World of reknown and Directed People of the the chosen ones!
Ye of little faith know not of the power of the Head Cheese, oops the chosen one!
Remember the bull has horns!
But alas, I must get back to my nubeal people who I love!
Sounds much better than what the F*&^ is Happenen!
