[UF_PikePC98]

As the 5 dark moderators form the inner circle about to finish UF_pike off, suddenly a flash of light appears and the much needed words of intelligence from Librasoul22, Dionysus, KillarneyRose and UD_Zeta arrive as they chant louder and louder " Free Speech, Free Speech" and " Take it with a grain of salt". Meanwhile RowdySister slips through the crowd with the seceret spells of every GLO and makes off towards the DZ house, the dwelling place of the dark lord John Hammel, who is no longer in physical form but is said to exsist. RowdySister begins to read the prophecy by the one once called Victorias Seceret, "Women of Greek Chat embrace,to scorn and hate the male race, consume the light of UF_pike that hugs the earth and those who gave his birth, to a group on greek chat that shall appear and try to rule you for a year, the dark armies of DZrose93 and John Hammel then will come when the sum is 4 and 1. ( The 5 moderators )". John Hammels right hand maid, OhhTeenyWahine, senses something and alerts the other moderators "We might get called out that there really is no John Hammel". The dark moderators then retreat to exclusive moderator-only message board which is hidden from Greekopia and where only the decietful are allowed to chat. And UF_Pike the Great is free for the moment as he enters the untouchable realm of the DeeGee house as DGJenniJ99 and her sisters are singing the sweet song :

"D-E-L-T-A Delta D-E-L-T-A
G-A-double M-A Gamma G-A-double M-A
We are the Delta Gamma's
We're bronze, pink and blue
We are the Delta Gamma's
Don't you want to be a DeeGee too?
Don't you want to be a DeeGee too?

I was Delta Gamma Born and Delta Gamma Bred
and when I die I'll be Delta Gamma Dead...
So rah rah for DeeGee, rah rah for DeeGee
Rah Rah for Delta Gammaaaaa".......................