An open letter to:
Discover Card : Do NOT send me anymore letters talking about "Are you okay? We did not recieve your last payment..." Yes, I am perfectly fine, just broke! Leave me alone, when I get my money, you will get yours!
My apartment complex : Whoooo...you guys really think you are slick by not telling me that my check bounced til like 3 weeks later so you can charge me mad late fees! My last day here I got a good mind to come and deliver a dropkick to each of you, personally!
INSOMNIA : Argh!! Go away!
The spider on the wall Ha! You really think jumping onto my bed was gonna save you? You were no match for me and my arsenal of Raid for Spiders! But I will admit, crawling into my pillowcase was a clever manuver! Alas, you still met your fate, so there! Ha!
