Okay, I have to weigh in on the bird thing. I never understood how anyone could get too excited over having a bird for a pet...then I got Tiki Bob, only THE most awesome Pineapple Green Cheek Conure parrot ever hatched. I had no idea how interactive and affectionate companion birds are, and because they're flock oriented, they see their humans as that flock. They bond with you in a big way, which is something I didn't expect. Also, this guy sings, dances to country music, cuddles, talks, ride bareback on the dogs, chases the cat AND has his own Facebook page to show off his amazing shredding and chewing art. He once crafted a guitar from a cardboard pizza flyer and routinely makes starbursts from apple slices. He loves to tuck himself inside my shirt and ride around, and has accompanied me (undetected) to a University of Tennessee football game, a two day Zac Brown festival and on numerous trips to Target. Tiki Bob recently lost his right eye

but is doing well as he embraces his inner pirate parrot.
Birds are not for everyone, and careful thought and research should be given before getting one, but they can make wonderful buddies. I love this guy and will most definitely be a crazy bird lady in my golden years.