1. Ask that boy you've had a crush on since 2nd grade to the Sadie Hawkins dance. He confessed at the 5 year reunion that he always wanted to ask you out but was afraid to. Of course, by then, you were engaged to an abusive jerk and your marriage didn't last long. 30 years later, that crush is a multimillionaire CFO of a really huge company. So ask him to the Sadie Hawkins dance- you could change your whole life path.
2. You are not fat at 5'3" and 130 pounds but if you don't get a realistic grip on your body image, it will become a self fulfilling prophesy.
3. Ask that boy crush to the dance, seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. Don't start smoking.
5. Don't settle. Ever.
6. Go to the med school program when you get accepted. You will be able to juggle a family and being a doctor, especially if you're married to that crush.
7. ASK HIM TO THAT DANCE!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't ask him to that dance, don't ever Google him 25 years later. What's Google? You'll know.