[Miss. Mocha]

I get along well with all of my family members, but how about having this problem with a close friend? One of my closest friends (we've known each other since freshman year of highschool (1984)) gets on my nerves BIG TYME!!!!

I love "J" to death, but DAYUM, that girl can be annoying! She has been known to worry me so much on occassion, that I have actually called her by my seven year old's name. Now, that's a damn shame whether she realizes it or not.


"J" swears that she's the nicest person on earth. But if you're really nice, do you have to be the one tooting your own horn all the time, talking about "I'm nice, I'm the nice one?"

There are three of us that have hung together since we were 13 or 14. "J" is known as the nice one; "Peaches" is known as the mellow one; while I'm known as the mean one. That's cool with me, but dayum, "J" uses NICE as an excuse for everything.

Some idiot is stalking her, and I told "J" that she needs to tell this "rapscallion" to leave her the hell alone. I told her to block this jigga's e mail account, and stop answering his phonecalls. She responds, "I'm trying, but it's hard for me, I'm the nice one."

If she finds it in herself to tell somebody off, she has to be like, "Girl, you know that was hard for me, because I'm the nice one."


If I have to listen to her refrain of "I'm the nice one" one more time, I'm gonna be ten seconds off her azz.

I have to use large quantities of self control at times not to tell her that sometimes she's being nice, other times, she's just being stupid! There's a thin line, and sometimes, she lands on the wrong side of it.