"Cunt punt" well, isn't that just Miss Manners Charm School vocabulary?
ETA: this added, claiming to be the chapter president. Just continues the hilarity!! I have no idea if this is as "authentic" as the original email...
UPDATE: We received the following email from the chapter president, who says that the email does not reflect the chapter's values.
My name is Rachel Norris and I am the current president of Delta Gamma at the University of Maryland. It has been brought to my attention that you recently published an unsavory email that was sent out over my chapter's list-serve. Is it possible for you to either remove the article or just remove the names "Delta Gamma" and "Sigma Nu" from your article? This email absolutely does not reflect our chapter's values nor Sigma Nu's and any assistance you can give us is greatly appreciated.
Sincerely,
Rachel Norris