LMAO!!! I'd like to think it was an AEPhi who wrote that response, but AEPhi isn't the only Jewish sorority at that school.
I would love it if some guy decided to approach me and fake being from Long Island. I'd just let himself dig a nice deep hole and then rip him to shreds.
Me: Where are you from?
Him: LonGuyland.
Me: Oh, whereabouts?
Him: Um... Port Washington.
Me: Oh, did you go to North or South?
Him: Um... North?
Me: Oh really? That's funny, because it's Great Neck, not Port Washington, that has two high schools called North and South. Now, where are you REALLY from? West Virginia perhaps?
I'm so mean
