As an AAAwesome alumna, I need a picture of your daughter, full length with no makeup, please. No glamour shots. Get me her resume now. I just don't know if she'll meet our standards for super special, pretty pretty princess PNMs. Mostly A's? How many B's? Any C's? We don't take C students. The horror! We don't take just anybody. Who do you know? Trolling for recs on GC suggests you don't know anyone. Tsk, tsk. We only like to take well connected PPPPs. I may make an exception is she is truly special.
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