"The One" --two months of "dating", and he's now "The One".
One of my LVTs at work has had about 5 "The Ones" since I've been working there.
Her: Okay, I've finally found "The One".
Me: How long have you known him, and what happened to the other "The One" that you were so "Madly" in love with (as if it was out of your control)?
Her: I've known the new guy for about 3 weeks. I broke up with the other guy, because I found out he was still seeing his ex. Plus, he was a drunk anyway.
Me: Just 3 weeks? Well, how did you two meet?
Her: I met him at a bar.
Me: (no comment) ----walks away.
But, what people continually hear is what they will believe, so none of it surprises me.