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Originally Posted by ADPi95
What? You don't want children? Do you not like children?
UGH! No, we just don't want kids, but yes, we like children.
Then comes my other "favorite": Then why did you get married?
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When I'm asked questions like these now, I try to go for the most shocking responses.
"You don't want children? Do you not like them?"
"No, I don't. Puppies are cuter.. I think I'll get one of those."
"Then why did you get married?"
"For the tax breaks."
It's always fun to see how people respond. If it's someone I'm not too fond of (and who annoys the crap out of me), it's hilarious. I gave some kind of response like this to someone recently, and they looked at me in horror, said, "Oh.. that's nice.." and walked away.
If it's my family or friends, they usually just laugh and realize that I don't feel like discussing it.