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Old 10-14-2012, 01:27 AM
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He may appreciate this if he and/or his wife have ever had a dog or cat.

There were two cartoon panels from "The Far Side" that I believe were published one day after the other. I don't remember the exact wording, so bear with me.

Day 1 had two panes.
Pane 1 shows a man scolding his dog: "Now, Ginger, I've told you again and again not to pee on the couch! Bad Ginger! Bad bad dog, Ginger!"
Pane 2 shows what the dog hears: "Blah GINGER blah blah blah blah GINGER blah blah GINGER!"

Day 2 also had two panes.
Pane 1 shows a man scolding his cat: "Bad Fluffy! No scratching the furniture, Fluffy! You know you're not allowed to scratch the furniture, Fluffy! Bad cat, Fluffy!"
Pane 2 shows what the cat hears: " "
(Yes, that is intentionally blank.)

I hope your sister's husband has a successful surgery and quick recovery.
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