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Old 07-08-2002, 01:14 AM
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I know this is an old thread and all.....but I have had my share of psycho roomies, so I felt the need to share.

-My first roommates were two guys, the summer before my freshman year of college. One was great and wonderful, we're still friends. The other was a drug dealer. I couldn't ever figure why he had people over for "parties" that lasted 10 minutes, until my other roomie clued me in. NOT COOL.

-Next person was my first roommate in the fall of freshman year, she left two days after rush b/c she didn't get the house she wanted and she missed her boyfriend in Oklahoma.....ok....whatever?

-After her I got this girl who was a very strict Catholic. I am Catholic too, but she was just....woah. This girl hated me I think, honestly. She always told me I was ugly, a slut, etc. etc. One time she even had the audacity to say "You know, since your parents have so much money you'd think they'd get you plastic surgery so you wouldn't have to wear makeup all the time." OUCH! I wear makeup b/c I like to! SORRY....

-Then after this I moved to a different dorm.....here I had yet another weird roommate. She was a coke addict. And she was just plain psycho. She scared the crap out of me, and she did the lovely "have sex while I am on the bed on top of her" thing. Appreciated it....really...

-The last roommate takes the cake however. This girl seemed nice enough when I moved in with her.....things went pretty OK for awhile. Then I began to notice how much pot this girl smoked. And when she was high she LOVED to pop her boyfriends zits.....EWWW.....and all over too, not just the ones on his face. Ok, so as if this wasn't all bad enough! Then she started stealing my money and using my student ID to charge food and stuff. And then when we came back to school after spring break, she has started smoking pot at least 4 times a day, she was ALWAYS stoned! So a few weeks before the end of semester I tell her that I'd like her to quit doing it in our room. She flips out and goes totally psycho on me. We fight all day and then she gets our CA (same thing as an RA) in to our room claiming that I am verbally harassing her!!! Ok, so I am not really paying attention or whatever and she looks at me and goes "You know you're nothing but a rich f*cking b*tch!" to which I replied with....well, something not very nice, but she asked for it. Then she goes "Do you want me to kick your a$$?" Ummm...no thanks! But regardless she came running over to where I was sitting and punched me in the face and broke my nose, while the CA was still in there!!!!! Yea so then she got arrested, I had this ugly black eye for weeks, and it was just a messy messy situation.

Whew.....thankfully I'm living in the house this fall, so while things won't be quiet and normal, at least I know I'm not living with tons of psychos!!!!!!!!
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