L: Yea you think you USED to have problems? How do all those lawyer bills, court costs, bail costs, and paying for my nose job feel? Maybe next time you should think twice before you hit a "rich fucking bitch" in the face and break her nose, things are gonna get worse than they were before, obviously!
Brandon: Yes, you are the only guy I've ever been in love with. What we had was wonderful. However, you have CHANGED, you're not the same guy anymore, and we're NOT together and I am NOT your best friend. That means I do NOT want to hear about you and your skanky new girlfriends love/sex life, how dumb are you?!?!?!?!
To my momma: I love you so so so much. Honestly. But it REALLY makes me feel like crap when you try to make me feel guilty for stuff I had no control over, or feel pathetic b/c "no guys like me". Yes I know I've been at school for a year now, but that doesn't mean men are automatically going to fall in love with me. And I am not a whore like my brother, THAT'S why I do not have a new love every week, I'm sorry! Also, as MUCH as I "loved" high school and all of it's gossip, I'm done with it now. That means I don't CARE about who's dating who and who gained SO much weight at college and who made out with who at Jesse's latest "party". And as exciting as it is when my brother actually WAKES up and oh my goodness, BRUSHES HIS TEETH or something, I'd like at least SOME kind of appreciation when I make the Dean's list. And no, telling me you threw the letter in to my mail pile doesn't count..... And I promise you, I really didn't "make" my car break down just so you'd have to pay for it!!!!
To a few sorority sisters: I hate to be the bearer of bad news but I have to tell you something. DOING DRUGS WITH FRATERNITY BOYS DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL!!!!!! So stop bragging about it like it's something wonderful!!!
Bobby: No, you making out with a girl on the same couch I am sleeping on doesn't make me jealous. Especially since she introduced herself as "Chastity....you know, like the belt?" My goodnesss.....
J: I can't understand why you always put up with my BS. You are too good to me. I'm so sorry for everything that's happened these last (almost!!) 6 years. You are such a wonderful, exceptional guy. I can't wait to get back to Nebraska to see you and be with you!!!!
Ok, I am done now....whew, I feel a "little" bit better......though I do have much more to rant about, I'll save it though, just so you guys don't think I'm "completely" psycho....hehehe
