HAHAHA, ya'll these are too damn funny! We had:
-SCARY DRUG BOY aka STALKER DAVE: The first time I met this guy at a fraternity party he introduced himself and shortly into the conversation informed me that he could get me any drugs i wanted, all I had to do was ask. Then he stalked me for about a month. I still run when I see him.
-HOUSERATS: The freshman girls at my boyfrined's fraternity house who would come to parties in the winter wearing tank tops/strapless tops/sleeveless tops and short skirts...the older girls and I laughed at them from the warmth of our jeans, jackets, and sewaters.
-BUTT GIRL: during our orientation we were doing some activity/contest, and she got up in front of all the incoming students and spelled out our school name with her butt.
We usually do the thing where we refer to people with an addendum to their names, as in "I saw Beta Sebastian at the party last night".
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