[Kevin]

Oklahoma is cursed.

Whenever a tornado worthy of national attention roles through town where does it head? To the ritzy neighborhood? Business district? Education centers?

Hell no.

It bee-lines for the trailer park.

Then the place is swarmed with media folk who somehow beeline to the most redneck looking toothless bastard in the place and ask him "Your home is gone, how do you feel?" Of course he'll drawl out an answer, maybe drool on himself a bit... But that's not the way we all are!