[Rudey]

Girl in Pink: With facial features that resemble a mule, I wouldn't find her attractive. Seriously, her grill juts out and looks like it was designed to eat grass more efficiently. But she does have great DSL.

Girl in Black: This one just has some slightly masculine features that turn me off.

Both have nice tans and they probably have nice bodies if that's a consolation.

The spud in the middle: Whenever I see hair in that combed down style, images of a mental degenerate pop into my head...as if the person should have the lead role in Sling Blade II.

-Rudey
--I'm sure you got that haircut at some imaginary salon right next to the imaginary clubs you go to in NYC.