[KSig RC]

Since this is turning into a "Greatest hits" thread - my favorite thread was the 'Embarrassing moments' thread. Hysterical:

Originally posted by sigmagrrl
In high school, we're all sitting in the library and it's during finals, all intense, you know? So, I sneeze and blow the BIGGEST FART out my butt and everyone turns and stares right at me and all I say is "What?" THEY DIED!!!

Also, in college, we were working in the cafeteria. Busy, busy time. The girl in my intern group yells across the cafeteria to my TA, "Hey, do you want me to 69 this gravy or do you want to do it?" when she meant 86 the gravy!! He yelled back "What you do on your own time is none of OUR business!" WE ALL PEED OUR PANTS and everyone in the cafeteria laughed at her! She was HIGHLY embarassed!

Or, from the best poster in the short history of Greekchat.com (same thread):

Originally posted by KABillyMac
When I lived in the dorm, my pledge brother and I being quite the mechanics that we were, used to love to get smashed and take apart the bathrooms. One night, drunk on cheap beer, we are in the process of taking apart a bathroom aparatus, when the o ring comes flying out and water is going everywhere, no big deal cause that was a nightly occurance. Well that wasnt our objective on this mission, and while trying to stop the water to reset this valve to go off when someone touched it, our RA walks into the bathroom. There my roomate and I stood, both of us with toolbelts on, water spraying in our faces. Good thing our RA didnt speak much english cause we told him we were trying to fix the sink and we had to go back to the room to get the right socket, and walked right past him. Another pledge brother of mine lived on our floor and he tells all the younger guys in our chapter that at night all he could hear at 4 in the mornin was me and my buddy giggling, then every once in a while he would hear a wrench or something hit the ground, us get quiet, then right back to work we went.

That really wasnt that bad, one night I got smashed, and my roomates said that I was walking apartment to apartment during one of our many block party's in nothing but my birthday suit and cowboy boots. Oh yeah and my beer mug. I dont remember that but sounds about par.

*trim*

Oh yeah, I farted during situps in my junior high gym class in front of about 200 kids. Just figured I would throw that in there.

That's the best "throw-in" I've ever fucking heard.

I got nothin on either of these stories . . . or this classic, from AKA_Monet that certainly stirred the poopy (but was hysterical):

Originally posted by AKA_Monet
Gentlemen... What's up with y'alls skillz with the ladies? I just visited a club that "you guys" go to and all I see is men beer drinking? I have no issue with that. But my issue is, when I go to the club with all the brotha's, I see way too many scantily clad women--some with silicon parts--jockin' up a brotha... And the brotha is getting major digits... WTF is that all about? I just wanna know... Ain't you got no game...

What are your pimp skillz?

Okay, okay... In your language. How do you get a woman calling you, paging you all the time and cryin' when you start trying to cheat? Or you do not cheat--but your woman does? Or it's not about havin' a girl callin' you and wanting your d---, but it's about... What? Just askin'... 'Cuz some of the ladies out there are sayin' y'all ain't got no game...

Just trying to dispel myths...

A total classic.