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I dont think I've ever been innocent. I've always been ahead of the game with people my age. I was the little boy on the play ground that all the little girls chased. I was the little boy who somehow got a porn from the older guys and showed it to all the other boys my age and tried to explain to them what you call each part of the womans body. I was the little boy in little league football who scored the touch downs and blew kisses at the little cheerleaders.Even when i was young i was telling my peers how to act cool in front of the little girls, what they like and how to play the quite cool. I opened the eyes of individuals and not just boys. I had to explain several times to girls in the 6 & 7th grade what actually takes place when a boy and girl lay in bed together. Many mommies called mine up to tell her that her son was informing their daughters about things they didnt need to hear at their age.
I was the first true pimp when I was in 5th grade. I had this girl that was smokin hot at the time, in a 5th graders eyes. She had long blonde hair, being in 5th grade it was real. She had the biggest boobies out of all the 5th grade girls. I was shocked that she was even with me at the time, she mostly only talked to the boys in 6th grade. Our parents knew each other, even though the school was large it was still private. We went to the movies one time and I'll never forget this. While watching the movie i was all big into holding hands, then she kissed me and grabbed my hand and put it on her BOOBS!!!!! Immediately my hands started sweating and I started having short inhalations of air. This may have been the first time my penis got seriously hard. I had only seen this done in the magazines. This lasted for the remainder of the movie and i believe it was "who framed roger rabbit" cause i was 11 years old when it came out.
When our moms came and picked us up from the movie theater, she gave me a kiss on the cheek for her look innocent, but i knew right off the bat why she did that, to make it look as though nothing happened. Being the little stud I was, I told my mom. I was proud of my adventure yet at the same time I wasnt sure what really just happened to me. My mom asked, "how was the movie?" I told her it was "fine, but jessica made me touch her chest the whole time." My mom swirved and almost killed both of us, people were blowing their horns left and right. She gave me a hug and asked me if I'm alright. She said, "dont you worry son, you dont have to see her again." When we got home my dad and some of his friends were in his library/den having some brandy and smoking cigars. She told them what had just happened and my dad started busting out laughing, his friends were going hysterical. Meanwhile my mom got pissed and went in the other room. She had thought i had been violated and was trying to comfort her son. Little did she know, i was already playing a game to keep her thinking i'm her little angel and the sweetest little boy. She had no idea that I was actually teaching the other kids about women. The next day at school my little click didnt believe me when i told them what happened. Being as hot as the girl was, it was very hard to beilieve. (She's now a model in california. I think she's done some work for calvin Klein.) Finally when we had recess jessica came up to me and gave me another kiss, they believed me after that. And thus began the many adventures of UF_Pike.
It was funny though, whenever I moved to another city, so did her family and somehow we ended up going to the same schools, except for 2 years. I dated her in the 8th grade....10th and 11th grades also. We are still friends to this day and keep in contact.
Even though I had many exp. like the one above in the years to follow, I honestly think that my eyes opened when i came to college. 2 years ago i finally realized why most middle aged men dont think women have common sense. I dated this girl in college for 1 and 1/2 to 2 years and she sorta was the eye opening incident. I talked to my dad and some of his friends and they simply replied, " Son, you must have been dating this girl for some time now huh?" I thinks it's one of those thing you only find out by expierence... they all said it doesnt get any better from here on out. They all said I should cherish these last few years in college. I only hope my son/s will one day have the heads up knowledge that has been passed down from generation to generation by the males in my family. This is why i MUST marry a smart chick, I'm not going to have my son/s running around life aimlessly, wondering how to hook up with a female.
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