OMG!!!

I have not laughed this doggone hard in a LONNNNNNG time!! I'm in Starbucks right now, so I gotta stop! You are killing me with this thread!! I'm still laughing about the ex-con who is now the employee of the month.
I've worked at a "ghetto" place before, ... it was a library in my old hood, that I loathed on a daily basis. No one ever said the word "library", ... it was always "lie-berry". My car was stolen right before my eyes right in front of the building, at 2pm in the afternoon, in broad day-light. I could go on and on, but I can't seem to stop laughing at the original post long enough to even get angry enough to remember my experiences.