Announcement: I, AzTheta, am Mean and Evil. Yes, this is true, because a pretty precious snowflake princess told me so. I also am powerful enough to ruin peoples' entire lives and singlehandedly wreck everything for everyone.
Consequently, I claim all rights to Chairman of Mean and Evil. I will now handle it all for GC. I've got this covered. You all can go get manicures or something of the sort.
Send letters of appreciation and checks in my honor to your favorite GLO philanthropy. As a Mean and Evil person, I do not need funding or kudos.
in case there is any doubt: 