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Originally posted by UF_Pike
It reminded me of one night last fall after a football game, a Horse shitted on my foot. This was a police horse and I didnt see the cop on him. the horse ran into me and then shitted on my foot. I responded with a "High ho Silver" remark and then slapped the horse's ass. I think I spooked him cause he took off running. The other horse must have not liked me either cause he almost pissed on me, I started yelling at him and the other cop jumped off his horse, he couldnt believe why i was so mad.I told him I dont like mules anyhow, I think that pissed him off even more. I was about to be taken to jail but some of my friends that play football brought out their football cards and I took the one i looked like most and flaunted it to the cop. He then told me to go home and he would be speaking to our coach. Luckily for me I dont really play football and the guy whos Id it was, never got in trouble. Just another one of the drunken expierences.
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Sorry to interrupt you guys pissing contest, but this story is freaking hilarious. I sorta question its validity, but it is hilarious nonetheless.