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Originally Posted by AOII Angel
I smoked with a condom. Apparently I'm dumb.  |
Two old women are smoking walking down the street when it begins to rain. The first woman takes out a condom, cuts off the end, and puts it over her cigarette. The second woman asked her what it was and the first woman said, "It's a condom, you can get them at just about any gas station, and they work great for keeping your cigarette dry in the rain." So a little while later the second old woman walked into a gas station and said she needs a condom, the clerk asked her what size and she says, "Just one big enough to fit a Camel."