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my turn
To My Coworkers: Leave your issues at home.
To My Boss and My Director: Hurry up and give me my promotion because I need the money!
To My ex-neighbor: I been holding my husband back from whippin' yo' a@# but I don't know how long I can continue because you deserve a few of them!
To My Husband: I am not SuperWoman.
To My dirty clothes: Can you wash, dry, fold and put away yourselves?
To these crazy Baltimore drivers: Stay in the right lane if you are moving slower than the rest of traffic; use turn signals and sideview mirrors, there is a reason they are on your car; pick a lane and stay there.
To the Baltimore restaurant, carryout and deli owners: a sub is NOT a hoagie; if its not made like we do in Philly, it is NOT a Philly-'style' cheesesteak.
To everyone: Good night; it is 1AM!
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