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One summer, my parents were talking about painting my sister's room. She didn't want it painted so we got the neighbor girl to help us turn it into a mural (with crayola markers) while my parents were at work. We were 12.
When I was 17, I was dating this guy that drove a moped for felony reasons but he was oh-sooooooooooooo-cute. So, when my folks asked questions I told them his parents took his car because of speeding tickets. I thought my excuse was fool proof even in spite of the fact that he was 19 and did not live at home. They proceeded to pay for one of those background check websites. I was in biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig trouble when they found out.
And, my mom used to always yell at me, "YOU'LL NEVER GET INTO COLLEGE IF YOU FAIL ADVANCED MATH!!!!!" I refused to learn the Unit Circle and squeezed by with a 76.
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