So, can I bump this to announce that I chose a major?
After taking classes, evaluating my skills and interests, a lot of discussion and a great conversation with my advisor, I figured it out. You are now speaking to an English Lit major.
I have to say, I didn't realize how good I'd feel once I figured out what I wanted to major in!
Thank you all for your amazing answers and ideas, because outside perspective is so helpful (and thank you for being considerate and noting the importance of the question. I post frequently on another board--skating related--and I was pretty much laughed off for asking this question. In fact, I avoided going there for a few weeks after that incident).