A Facebook message from someone I haven't heard from in ages, and didn't even take the care to ask me how I've been, or even call me by my name ...
HER: Hey ... pretty profile pic ... have yall had a line yet?
ME: [blank stare] I'm fine, thanks for asking. ~smerk~ And yes we have, and will continue to do so.
HER: Is it too late for me? I'm still interested.
ME: Then I suggest you start getting to know some very active members of my sorority.
HER: Awwwww, I hate I missed it!
ME: Dear, it's not like a bus that you catch, ... it's a process.