I love being single because:

I can enjoy my sleep without having to worry about fighting over a blanket or snoring.

I don't have to put up the BS my non-single friends put up with.

I can take my time when I'm shopping and I don't have to worry about someone nagging me to hurry up.

When alcohol makes me to crazy things, I don't have to feel guilty at the end of the night. This is my favorite one!