[DeeGeePee]

a) that i add the word HON to everything (which is really a trashy east baltimore thing)

That's funny, I never heard that one. Whenever I say I'm from Maryland, people are like, oh Baltimore, like that's the whole state. And surrounding states and even instate people (usually from Baltimore) think that we (people in my area near DC) are country and have an accent, and we call everybody "young" and "joe" (ie, Wassup Joe! or Whatever young!)

And when I went to school in Philly, which is only 2 hours away, they acted like I was talking a whole nother language. Local dialect is a serious thing.