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Wild Wonderful West Virginia
Welcome to true hick-ville!
~no one has ever seen a pair of shoes, let alone owned a pair of their very own.
~we all live on dirt roads that cut through a valley. (otherwise known as a hollow (or hawlla as it is pronounced)
~indoor plumbing has yet to be introduced here
~we're all one great big family thanks to inbreeding
~every shack has at least 6 hunting dogs
~there is not a person in this state that has been past the 3rd grade
~we all wear overalls and plaid shirts, with the ever important straw hat
~country music is god here
~wait God made our land just for us
~if you ain't got twaing, you ain't nothin'
welcome to west BY GOD virginia
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