Two Black Eyes
Thibodeaux saw Boudreaux sitting in the perot boat and noticed that Boudreaux had two black eyes. Thibodeaux axed, "Boudreaux, how did you got dem two black eyes?"
Boudreaux, wink and say, "Well you see, Marie was sitting up in front of me in de Church when we all had to stood up and sing Amazing Grace."
"UN -huh", say Thibodeaux.
"And," Boudreaux continued, " I noticed that the material on Marie's Dress had kinda ridden inside her crack."
"UN -huh", say Thibodeaux.
"And," Boudreaux continued, " I figgered I would be a gentleman and pull the material out of the crack. I did pull the dress out of the crack and Marie punched me in the eye. "
"UN -huh", say Thibodeaux, and what about the other black eye?"
Boudreaux say, "Well I figgered she musta liked the dress inside the crack so I pushed it back in there."------------------------------
When you fish in South Louisiana, the alligator try and get your bait.----------------------------------------
Boudreaux died
Well suddenly while fishing Boudreaux died. Marie send his obituary into the newspaper. It said Boudreaux died yesterday while fishing. Well the newspaper people called her and said you can put a little more in the paper. You have 10 lines. So the next day the obituary appeared in the paper. Boudreaux died while fishing yesterday. Boat For Sale.
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