[Sciencewoman]

Every skit I was in left a lot to be desired. Don't ask me why I never learned to stay in the audience.

Sophomore year we did South Pacific. I was not even familiar with that musical, and I'm pretty sure none of the PNMs were, either. I remember bending over and mussing up our hair while we sang, "I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair!" Which only served to leave us all with bad hair.

Junior year I transferred and had already made affiliation/move-into-the-house arrangements. The first night on campus, the overzealous Rush Chair tells me, "We're doing a Disney theme. We've all been working all summer to put our costumes together. You need to come up with a Disney-themed costume NOW!!!" I paired a black formal dress with Snow White Evil Queen make-up. I carried a basket with a "poisonous" apple. We all came down the stairs in our crazy Disney get-ups. I distinctly remember who was dressed as Alice in Wonderland, Snow White, and Peter Pan. They all looked GREAT...the rest of us, not so much. There are only so many Disney princesses to go around. Some people got stuck being the dwarves, cute animals, etc.

Senior year was the aforementioned Best Little Whorehouse in Texas theme...a 180 degree turn from Disney the year before.